Someone left a watermelon on their doorstep overnight. Nobody lives in that house. : r/mildlyinteresting

Its a watermelon, but close enough : r/HIMYM

Someone left a watermelon on their doorstep overnight. Nobody lives in that house. : r/mildlyinteresting

My brothers Pumpkins are stuck between rotting and freezing : r/ mildlyinteresting

How long will a watermelon stay good after it's picked but uncut? - Quora

Leaving a watermelon on someone's doorstep in the middle of night is a pretty inexpensive way to occupy a portion of their mind forever. Well lust wanna say that Iim ahuae fan

What you get for stealing watermelon! : r/funnysigns

Mildly interesting: Three out of eleven balls to land in my yard / hit my house this summer appear to belong to the same player : r/golf

Someone left grapes outside my apartment door only : r/mildlyinteresting

Works for me : r/NonPoliticalTwitter

My brothers Pumpkins are stuck between rotting and freezing : r/ mildlyinteresting

The Christmas Watermelon: When the Seeds of Hate Land on Your Doorstep, by Cathleen Falsani, Nonce & Happenstance